Carol Vorderman, for those of you who haven't had the pleasure, is a C-, maybe even B-List British celebrity who made her name as an awkwardly dressed co-host on one of the nation's favourite weekday afternoon gameshows: Countdown. It's a word creation/number crunching show favoured by tea-swigging coffin-dodgers, although it's fair to say it also has a strong retro appeal with students, people off work ill or anyone else, as Les, a former boss of mine, used to say, on the ponce*. I was a huge fan, too, until the cult hero and main host, Richard 'Twice Nightly" Whiteley, threw a seven and someone else stepped in. It's never been the same since...